:: Judenapping

(January 25, 2004)

We had enough of their neglectful ways, always leaving us in the cold so we took matters into our own paws. As stated in our crafty manbunnies ransom note, we've got Jude. For those just tuning in, Jude drives Vanna White and is the band's tech. They can't do anything without her on the road. And we've GOT HER.

We have demands.

Jude will be safe here with us tonight. We are at an undisclosed address in Richmond, VA. Jude will be returnded safely tomorrow morning by 9am departure. We, The Manbunnies, are busy reprogramming her.

Jude will keep the heat on in the van at night....she is getting sleepy, very sleepy...Jude will keep the heat on in the van at night....she is getting sleepy, very sleepy....she will also blame all the empty beer cans she finds in the van every morning on the band. She will not suspect that it is us, The Manbunnies, drinking beers and leaving empty cans all over the van....she is getting sleepy.....very sleepy....and she will love and spoil The Manbunnies....

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